Bitch!
Today I went thrifting and came across some gorgeous brown suede Prada boots in my size!! I grabbed those bitches and took them to the register. The troll behind the counter saw the brand and called the store owner, who then told me that she couldn’t sell them. I made a big stink and asked why do they have items on the floor if they do not intend on selling them and she just stared at me like a fucking baboon. I know she kept them for herself. I hope that when she wears them her ankles snap while she’s crossing the street and a garbage truck runs her over.
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